JetC15 Challenge:
(Mindy pulls out bat'leh and brandishes toward the sky. . ) I accept the dialogue only, no names of K and C challenge. (Smiles wickedly)
Disclaimer: Paramount! short, yet sweet
"Tattoo's"
By Mindy
"Did I ever tell you how much I love your tattoo?"
"No."
"I do."
"Thank you."
"Any more?"
"Yep."
"Where?"
"That's for me to know. . ."
". . . and me to find out. I know the saying, geesh."
"Well, what is it? Something tribal?"
"No."
"Come on, tell me."
"All right. It's a bat."
"A bat?"
"Uh-huh. Friend gave it to me when I was a kid."
"Where is it?"
"You *really* want to know."
"Look, I can't really see much in this position. However, you have a nice neck."
"Thank you. I like yours too."
"You didn't answer my question."
"What?"
"Where is it?"
"Oh, all right. It's on the back of my. . ."
"Don't leave me in suspense. WHERE?"
"My knee."
"It's on the back of your knee? Who's bright idea was it to put it on the back of your knee?"
"Mine. My bright idea."
"Sorry. Hey, what are you doing?"
"What do you think I'm doing?"
"Hey, I don't like to be bit there!"
"Too late. Paybacks are a bitch, aren't they dear?"
"Where did I?"
"Nothing like a hickey on your ass."
"You can't see your own ass."
"Yeah, but the doctor can."
"Oops."
"Yeah, Oops....hey, I didn't know you had a tattoo."
"The surprises never end with me. Remember, I take corners on two wheels."
"And shuttles, starships, first officers. . ."
"You've never complained before."
"Back to the tattoo, my lady. Where and when?"
"Back in the alpha quadrant. When I was in the academy, senior year?"
"I can't believe it. You, the prim and proper K..."
"No."
"No what?"
"Names."
"Forgot."
"God, that feels good."
"Good."
"Darling, you have another?"
"Heh, heh, heh."
"I don't think this one is particularly funny."
"Why? I thought it was pretty good when I got it."
"It can give the wrong impression."
"To whom? Neelix ain't going to see it and the doctor thought it was really funny."
"Yeah, he would."
"I was drunk. I didn't know what I was doing. I thought you approved of Tattoos."
"I do."
"But?"
"But not ones on the inside of your thigh that say 'Enter at Your Own Risk' with a smirking happy face!"
"Spoil sport."
"That is a little intimidating."
"Tough. Now please continue what you were doing to me."
"My pleasure. Oh,"
"Yes?"
"Should I be worried?"
"Not at all. It's just a precaution against the weak of heart, and I know you're very strong hearted."
"Then it's okay. I like it."
"Hello? Please continue. I hate a half ass job."
"My pleasure."
**Fin**