Spiders

Disclaimer: Paramount can have it if they really really want it, but I sort of doubt they do.

BTW: If you have something against two adult spiders having consentual sex and the female devouring the male after the act, then...hey, it's nature.

"A Tale of Two Spidey’s"

By Mindy


Paramount Pictures Presents…


A Washington State Production


A Mindy Vision in co-operation Mother Nature



Kathryn Webway

Chakotay Long-Legs

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"A Tale of Two Spiders"


Starring: Mindy, the Narrator, Tuvok, the dejected spider

Special appearance by: Constable Odo, Major Kira, Harry Legs, Seven of Eight, Tom Paris


It was a typical Saturday evening here in the Evergreen State. I was sitting at the kitchen table, working on my latest endeavors. Outside the kitchen window, framed by a beautiful blue sky—Kathryn Webway. Her eight legs exposed to the warm afternoon air. Her brown skin hinting at a late summer tan.

I was paying no mind, since Charlotte has taken up residence outside the other kitchen window and Mrs. Emma Peel sits outside my bedroom window, anxiously awaiting the arrival of her husband, coming in on a transcontinental flight.

The tv, in the background, is playing the excellent rerun of DS9’s "His Way" in which some wise people, after years of longing looks, puppy dog eyes and scornful remarks, Odo and Kira finally get it together and they lay one on each other in the middle of the promenade with the population of the station looking on and salivating. . .

Damn, I got off the story.

Kathryn is sitting in her web, translucent from my point of view. She is relaxed, poised. Waiting. For what, I couldn’t tell you. I’ve been fighting with the local spider population now since the end of June. My, what a mild winter does to the bug population.

Tom and B’Elanna are outside the utility room window. Tom has apparently gotten past B’Elanna’s Klingon defences. We close the curtain on those two and remember that right outside, in full view of this voyeur, is Kathryn Webway, Queen of the Webs. Leader of the long legged ones.

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Some bird calls and enters Chakotay Long Legs (known from here on out as Chakotay), stage right. Kathryn looks bigger, meaner, more powerful, but Chakotay doesn’t sway from his agenda. He’s come to her ready room with a purpose and nothing, but nothing will keep him from it.

Chakotay has in his favor, very little. Longer legs, more determination. After all, there is only one spider he wants to mate with and it isn’t Charlotte down the way. He wants Kathryn Webway.

It’s the same story. He chases her, she runs. She turns from him, to escape his feelings. He goes after her, dropping about three feet in one second flat. He looks a little stunned. He’s been slapped down by Webway too many times to not come crawling back. He makes his way back up.

Kathryn lies in wait. She wants it. Knows she wants it. Her libido is in over-drive. Sex is imminent. But Kathryn isn’t sure how to go about it. She wants to let Chakotay in, but the nature of their game only leads to one possible outcome…

Betrayal.

He crawls back up, keeping a respectable distance. Let’s get our spider microphone out and listen in…

"Come on, Kathryn. You know it’s meant to be. You can’t deny your feelings any longer." Chakotay circles around her. Kathryn keeps all eyes on him as he navigates around and closer to her.

"I’m not denying anything. Nature is dictating that I must mate now, or die. So far, you’re the only likely candidate." Kathryn sighs and crosses the front two legs.

"Remember, you have no safety web. And this time, there isn’t plenty of time." Chakotay says, circling around and stroking her back leg with one of his front lets. A shudder ripples through her taut body.

"But don’t you see? I want you, I’ll have you, then I will have to kill you. I will mate with you then eat you. It seems all rather one sided to me." Kathryn says, turning to Chakotay. Before he can respond, Tuvok intervenes from the orchestra pit.

"Excuse me, captain. But it’s been almost seven years and frankly, I find you the only other tolerable female to mate with." He gets within touching distance of Webway and she chases him off. In the distance, Seven of Eight is finishing off Harry Legs and cocks a couple of eyes Tuvok’s way.

"I think Seven of Eight has an opening." Kathryn says, turning her attention back to Chakotay. She notices the intricate design on Chakotay’s back and reaches out a leg to trace it.

"I know the risks, Kathryn. But if we have sex, then part of me will live on the thousands of children we’ll produce." Chakotay makes his way closer, pulling Kathryn to him.

"It doesn’t bother you that I’ll have to eat you after we mate?"

"No. If it means spending just one night wrapped around your legs, then it’s all worth it." Chakotay says.


I turn pull down the shades as Kathryn and Chakotay begin the dance of doomed lovers. Shrieks, moaning and groaning are heard through the microphone. Soon, small whisps of smoke arise from Kathryn web and a few minutes later, I hear the crunching sound of what can only be called dinner. Chakotay screams out her name each and every bite, until his voice is silenced.

Kathryn sits back in her web, four legs caressing her swollen middle. She wonders who they’ll look like. Will they have Chakotay’s intricate design and long legs or her sharp wit and quick reflexes. Only time will tell.


The end



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